29 December, 2004
My last journal entry - favorite Antarctic jokes; have a GREAT school year!
Q: What did the sea say to the iceberg ?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: To the snow ball.
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?
A: To go with the floe !
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers.
Q: How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers.
Q: What's a penguin's favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-arctica !
Q: Who's the head of the penguin the navy?
A: Admiral Byrd.
Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? A: I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie !
Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they're always in the pole position.
Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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