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29 December, 2004

My last journal entry - favorite Antarctic jokes; have a GREAT school year!

Q: What did the sea say to the iceberg ?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Where do penguins go to dance?

A: To the snow ball.

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?

A: To go with the floe !

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?

A: Ice berg-ers.

Q: How do penguins drink?

A: Out of beak-ers.

Q: What's a penguin's favorite salad?

A: Iceberg lettuce.

Q: Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?

A: Aunt-arctica !

Q: Who's the head of the penguin the navy?

A: Admiral Byrd.

Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?

A: With its flippers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? A: I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie !

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?

A: Because they're always in the pole position.

Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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