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29 December, 2004My last journal entry - favorite Antarctic jokes; have a GREAT school year! Q: What did the sea say to the iceberg ? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: Where do penguins go to dance? A: To the snow ball. Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ? A: To go with the floe ! Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice berg-ers. Q: How do penguins drink? A: Out of beak-ers. Q: What's a penguin's favorite salad? A: Iceberg lettuce. Q: Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt? A: Aunt-arctica ! Q: Who's the head of the penguin the navy? A: Admiral Byrd. Q: How does a penguin make pancakes? A: With its flippers. Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? A: I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie ! Q: Why are penguins good race drivers? A: Because they're always in the pole position. Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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